What's really depressing, is that today I turn 40 weeks. The baby should have come by now, and each week, I check babycenter.com to read about what I should expect this week (physically and mentally etc) and today when I went to check is says "Wow, you've done it! Congratulations on your new born!" grrrrr don't just assume....
0 days left... I'm soon going to have to start counting UP!
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Eviction Notice!!
I have sent out an eviction notice to the baby. While it has been a good tenant, it's overstayed it's welcome. It's time to get out. I believe that it is time to take away his/her security deposit (perhaps threaten to take away college tuition) and time to make things uncomfortable for them. I am thinking hot and spicy foods, lots of walking among some other things will make the baby no longer want to sit in my belly. Of course, the Oreo milkshake I plan on having tonight might just entice him/her to stay a little bit longer, so perhaps I'll drink that first. I have nothing more to say, other than GET OUT!
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ahh Big...your little one will be here soon!...besides you can hang it over their head when they are a teenager or something like that :)
come on baby get here!!!
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